Are these for real? Giuseppe Zanotti's boots from hell with their contoured wedges, spikes, and Swarowski crystals are yours for $2950 (on net-a-porter). What will you wear them with? Where will you go and with whom?
I think I'd wear them with bandaids from stabbing my legs with the spikes and probably casts on my arms from all the falling down I would do. Not only are they spiked and studded, they are peep toes too! As if you'd notice with all the rest of that stuff going on.
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What what WHAT?!?!? I can't even figure out which way is right side up!
ReplyDeleteA hot date with an ER doctor. You know, the one who had to sew my legs back up.
ReplyDeleteThese boots aren't made for walking, that's for sure. Isn't Disney planning a remake of Star Wars? Great outfit for opening night!
ReplyDeleteThe fundamental question is the first one -- Are these for real? :)
ReplyDeleteeasy... my black lycra cat suit and vintage diamond tiara. hair in french twist, a la daphne.
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minette
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ReplyDeleteI think I'd wear them with bandaids from stabbing my legs with the spikes and probably casts on my arms from all the falling down I would do. Not only are they spiked and studded, they are peep toes too! As if you'd notice with all the rest of that stuff going on.
ReplyDeleteAnd they are peep toes, LOL, so what color polish do you wear on your toenails? ~~nozknoz
ReplyDeleteThese are for the women that wear heels to bed (wink, wink). Fiber count be damned.
ReplyDeleteShoes like this always make me think of Chinese foot binding.
ReplyDeleteI would wear them with a walker!
ReplyDeleteOh my, the one and only time you can wear these is when your date is Dennis Rodman. Claudia
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