Dear Amanda Bynes,
That fact that you can squeeze yourself into these tasteless Herve Legre dresses doesn't mean that you must. Also, the ability to pick the worst pair of shoes from Christian Loubouton is not a desired talent.
Sincerely,
Someone who doesn't need to see your spleen on the red carpet.
Dear People Magazine,
Kim Kardashian musing on her future wedding dress is not headline news.
Barfingly,
Old Enough to Remember Real Celebrities
Dear Pippa,
We know you didn't ask for any of this. At least you're not stuck with the York girls and Princess Michael of Kent at Christmastime.
Yours,
An Avid Royal Watcher
Dear Italy,
I'm sincerely and truly sorry.
Yours,
Embarrassed in NJ
P.S.
She's actually from Staten Island.
Photos: Zimbio and Just Jared
That dress is really unflattering for Amanda Bynes' chest too. I think that might be the most heinous aspect of the dress for me. (I can't even touch the shoes. Really).
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ReplyDeleteWOW...that's all I can say....
ReplyDeleteSomeone needs to tell her that wookie footwear is so 70s.
ReplyDeleteI agreed w/ each & every one of your comments! More please.
ReplyDeleteI love it when you do this sort of post, makes my morning more energetic and make me giggle :D Thanks Gaia!
ReplyDeletebien fait! LOL
ReplyDeleteAs if Europe doesn't have enough troubles, it's been invaded by a miniature Wookie!
ReplyDeleteShe of the big hair and furry boots is *not* from Staten Island! She is from upstate somewhere (and I am ashamed that I know that). I grew up on that much-maligned Island, and while I don't often feel the need to defend it, there is no need to add insult to injury.
ReplyDeleteOMG, OMG, OMG. I"M REALLY SORRY, Italy. i was in Rome once. I didn't even see jeans--not even designer jeans, much less THAT! GEEEEZ...she needs he publicity that much. I thought people had stlyists these days.
ReplyDeleteI Salute ye, Gaia, for ye Classy & flippin FUNNY Salute to Standards! :)
ReplyDeleteThis is a hilarious post- you read my mind with each pic. What was Amanda Bynes thinking?
ReplyDeleteGood grief! Pics 1 and 3 are hideous!
ReplyDeletethats brilliant! nice work:) agree about amanda bynes dress, it is rather attractive. she should have worn a push up bra with it. and that chick from jersey shore shouldn't go out in public
ReplyDeleteWow, the Snook is really trying to work it, the boots, the hair, the neck brace, there are no words.....
ReplyDeleteL., I agree about that chest problem. I rarely notice women's boobs, but this time it was just too obvious.
ReplyDeleteUndina and PP, I was quite speechless, too, and you that rarely happens ;) .
ReplyDeleteZP, to call it wookie footwear is probably an insult to Wookies everywhere.
ReplyDeleteSimone, I promise to do my best :) Thanks for commenting.
ReplyDeletePosielass, thank you so much :) and to think I owe it all to Snooki...
ReplyDeleteThanks, Barbara :)
ReplyDeleteEvelyn, not to mention the male part of that gang, like the shirtless wonder.
ReplyDeleteElizabeth, my apology to you and islanders everywhere. I was sure I read somewhere she was from SI, but perhaps it was the other fair lady from that group.
ReplyDeleteAnon, I think a huge part of the show is that they style themselves and let us see how the other half lives.
ReplyDeleteZanne, thank you :) I try, at least.
ReplyDeleteTDC, my guess is that she thought it was a sexy look. Poor thing.
ReplyDeleteMoB, indeed. And I tried to find a not-so-horrible photo of Amanda. I was feeling sorry for her.
ReplyDeleteKatelin, indeed. I would really like to hear what Snooki was thinking as she looked herself in the mirror.
ReplyDeleteElizabeth, how sad it is that the neckbrace is the only acceptable part of the outfit?
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