Cocoon

From the "One day you'll look at your photos wearing it and really, really regret this" department comes to you the Cocoon Coat. Because we all want to look thick in the middle (and also stupid). Have another look:

These coats are both by Thakoon and are available (for an arm, a leg and your firstborn) from eLuxury.com. The olive jacket looks even worse when it's buttoned:

Another head-scratching moment, courtesy of Acne Jeans (possibly the worst name ever for a fashion company):

There are other options on the site, though. Capes, swing coats, trenches and several gorgeous classics, like these two (actually worth the price because you'll be wearing them for years, until they fall apart):

Roberto Cavalli classic red coat

D & G, wool crepe coat